Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table? Show Answer
Answer: She was on a crash diet.
What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath? Show Answer
Answer: Stinkerbell.
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Show Answer
Answer: Incorrectly.
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Show Answer
Answer: Because they are always stuffed.
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? Show Answer
Answer: I'm stuck on you.
Why was the belt arrested? Show Answer
Answer: For holding up the pants.
What do you call a funny book about eggs? Show Answer
Answer: A yolk book.
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time? Show Answer
Answer: Evaporated milk.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Show Answer
Answer: Long time no sea.
What did one potato chip say to the other? Show Answer
Answer: Shall we go for a dip
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